Who drunk my milkshake?
My roommate has been so distraught the past few days, she’s been acting like she got raped, or assaulted or something. Don’t ask me how I inferred that.
She’s been so upset, even at work. I’m a comforting person, but you know, I was like you better come up with your half of the rent shawty. Shhhiiiit, fucking with me.
I’ll drop your little ass back off on the same corner I found you on.
Posted August 28, 2011 at 11:03am
