The best sex I never had.
I was talking to my friend about it the other day, I said man I should’ve known that boy was throwed off. I remember one of the first times I asked him about his job , I said ” what do you do?”.
He said ” Hedge funds, demolitions, aquisitions, and scrimmages”.
I was like, naw that don’t even sound right. I’m supposed to be a comedian, I should be doing like, crossword puzzles and stuff. He said I can tell you didn’t read the fine print. You probably wasn’t even listening to what he was saying to you, just staring at the nigga letting him talk you into all sort of crazy shit thinking “damn he’s fine”.
Demolitions?? Cool!
I really wasn’t usually ain’t into all that, but baby you selling it to me.
Some dude on the bus said, “hey, that’s a bad motherfucker”.
I said, I know.
