It’s like being around somebody with perpetual morning breath…
I’ve never met somebody so over the top in my life. She makes me want to run over to Beyonce and like her a hug the first minute I meet her.. I’ve just never met anybody without any common sense. Like I’ve met funky people before.. but that was like their natural funk smell. With her it’s like she can’t smell herself so I have to compensate for her like actual oxygen and stuff. It’s outrageous. It’s like their’s two Tiffany’s inside, and one of them needs to die so the one inside can come outside and be like yeah I have common sense. Tiffany needs to go shower and actually use logic. It’s like she uses the “absolute of logic” instead of her own common sense. Like why did I feel like we had to get married just to have a conversation? It makes no got damn sense. I remember when I wanted to send her to NY so she could like use her damn head.. and I was like it won’t work because Tiffany would be like reading all the signs backwards and then be like yeah I don’t know why I’m here. Or end up a huge prostitute or something somwhere. Maybe in solitary. Or even when I hoped she would go backpacking.. I was like no Tiffany would just be like looking at the signs and not getting it. Or reading everything upside down.. Or just be like I just want to go to sleep. What’s that problem “learned helplessness”? You’re not supposed to want to go to sleep like that all the damn time… I don’t know how you could not notice that there was a huge problem when she was like 5.. Like my kid is smart. Like no your kid is not that smart or they’d have common sense, instead of just doing the easiest thing they could possibly do and avoiding challenges and things that require logic and skill, like math. And generating like an actual deeper interest in things instead of just being so random. Like oh I want to go to the Czech Republic? Like why because you looked at the picture? She wasted all her parents money in France..
Like actual common sense, like why doesn’t she ever know where she’s going or something. Even if my kid was a basement dweller and spent all their time in the basement.. I still wouldn’t care so long as they had common sense. You’re not supposed to be like looking at reality backwards like that. I’d love to like see her play a game of chess.. Huge problem somewhere.. I don’t know how you could not notice that.. Two huge problems coming from both sides of the argument.. she just happens to be getting older and older. My medicine is stuck in customs and my rents due… I just want to sign up for the military or some food stamps already. Life is not supposed to be that damn hard. You can get stuff… I’d kill the other one off if the other one didn’t want all the damn food.
Makes no damn sense.
