You give me ojo.
I was looking at my aunt’s facebook statuses. She’s kind of like the family historian. I was surprised to see a recent one about my grandmother needing some sort of operation on her heart. It’s kind of fucked up but every time I go onto her facebook she’s giving some sort of update or announcement on the latest person who’s been stricken with illness. I think she means to get the word out but it almost sounds like she’s counting down.
Unfortunately for us that’s way too often. 1 out of every 5 seconds someone in the Davis family is dying of diabetes. She tells us that they’re sick and it’s like the whole process speeds itself up. I’m like don’t say that.. you’ll give me ojo.
“Did y’all hear Aunt Pam got scoliosis?”
“Oh lordy Bless her heart-. What am I gone do?”.
…And 5, 4, 3, 2.
Control. Alt. Delete. Bitch.
