Over the Top!
And then I was like ” Hey, can I play with your hair?”
And then she was like “but you smell like Scooby Snacks”.
And that’s when I said ” Well you should know what you did.”
That’s when I called her a filthy, meddling kid. And then clenched.
And then she was all “No, I don’t”.
…” I don’t know what I did”.
Do you hear that shit? That’s the sound of a grown ass man, explaining himself. Wolves breed to it.
Too bad I’ll actually never admit anything when asked the truth. Fuck it, just make more facial expressions.
They’ll never know the difference. I think they like it when I walk around like I’m the only person in the world with an imagination.
